Whether you consider yourself a truckist, a trucker, or a trucking chap, you know that trucking is not just an art…… or a science…… but an admixture of both art and science that requires a truck. No one human brain can encompass the vast knowledge that is “truckign”, so TRVM Press has created this comprehensive pamphlet, so that truckists of all ages can truck without wondering “Am I really truckign?” All uncertainty is eliminated, all debate resolved. The sum total of truckign knowledge is contained herein, for the well-salted “ol'” trucker or the casual observing driver first learning the sweet taste of blacktop and diesel (so sweet). An aid to all those who adhere, admire, or infringe on the truckign lifestyle, “The Compleat Truckign [sic]” is a veritable Holy Bible King James Version of all things TRUCK.

Like a precious gem, this tome is small and valuable; like a dog, it is a boon and loyal companion; like a napkin, you can wipe your hands with it.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW –––––– IN ONE VOLUME AT LAST –––––– THE APOTHEOSIS OF TRUCK & ALSO TRUCKIGN –––––– 

• A Truck: What is it?
• The limits of truckign
• Places not to take the truck (ocean, swamp, stratosphere and more)
• Speeds– optimal, minimal, and contra-indicated
• All the parts of a truck
• Operating the truck while taking pills
• History of truckign, from the Pre-Cambrian to June 1971
• History of truckign, from June 1971 to September 4, 1971
• History of truckign, from September 5, 1971 to the present day
• History of truckign, post-Event
• Trucks and Sensuality
• Wheels, the “feet” of trucks
• Do trucks have souls?
• Truck modification: the Black Arts
• Place-settings and general etiquette for black-tie events held within trucks
• Death rituals of the truck for truckers/ists
• How the planet earth reclaims the mighty body of a truck to perpetuate the life cycle
• bumper stickers and trailer dirt-art

……and at least fourteen more topics are covered!!!!