Subatomic rotation being a fundamental aspect of all non-linear egression methods, this guide seeks to delineate the role of non-charmed hadrons as accelerant and/or egression medium. Also included is a generalized survey of strangelet capture in a technologically-challenged environment, as preferred means of motive quark “bridling” are largely unavailable in most suboptimal localities. Quantum processor alternatives are discussed, appended with a comprehensive, but not exhaustive, list of infrangible construction materials and components, ranked according to indices of procurability and substitutive efficacy.