We all know: things can get a little “crazy” out there on the open road. But some are crazier than others –––––– WHAT!? This collection brings together many stories of truckers who went off the deep end…… figuratively…… and occasionally also literally…… while behind the steering wheel. A bevy of charming anecdotes that will make you laugh, cry, cry because you are laughing, and also have other more subtle reactions. One thing is for sure: once you have read about these truck “nuts“, you will be more careful with your own “nutty” tendencies, because you will not want to be laughed at in the next collection of stories, if it occurs!

Stories such as:
“Ol’ Clippy” – he cuts his hair…… while driving!
“Road Rash Ronnie” – the doc says it’s a fungal infection, and he’s probably right!
“Gunny Gunlap” – he has a pet eel –––––– with him –––––– in his truck!
“The Professor” – often uses the word “explicate” and no one can tell if he’s using it correctly, because he mumbles a lot of the time!
“The Professor Too” – graduated magna cum laude from Stanford with bachelor’s, master’s, and doctoral degrees in theoretical physics!
“Piggles” – she’s “smokin'” down the road, while she’s smoking a brisket in her cab, and also smoking a certain kind of dried plant matter that is not tobacco! While driving!
“Dr. Tannenbaum” – a master of stud poker, he’ll tell you all about the lizard people who run society!
“Timothy Bottoms” – she’s got a wooden leg! Do they still make those?!?!

…… and many more!!!